Now that I think on it, I might give up on the whole shabeen idea. If I'm this bleezin, bonkers on branded booze...oh dammit!
Just then, a man from the government entered and charged all present with overuse of literary devices. "Ach feck off" opined the assembly.
"I think that'll be another 50p in the alliteration box, crone" croaked Frank. "Not another nutter!". Bloke at the end of the bar observed
"Pint of best effort, Frank" cried the regular as he cut through the fug. "Hand of cards, young sir?" Coughed the crone in the corner...
"Is it a wizard?" enquires a visitor. "No it's Frank, mad on the tattie voddy and wacky backy." (Shouts) "Frank! Yer settin yersel on fire"